Egg and Cheese on toast kicks ass.

From Archetype

Directions
1) Put bread in Toaster Oven.

2) Set frying pan to #3. Crack egg on pan (after adding a wee bit of butter).

3) Run to Toaster oven and turn on.

4) Get out cheddar cheese and slice 2-3 pieces off.

5) Get out ketchup (if you’re into kinky egg/ketchup combos)

6) Flip egg when toaster oven goes

Ding!, then put cheese on the egg.

Add pepper.

When cheese looks like it’s melted all over, put it on the toast to make an egg sandwich.

Voila. Isn’t it snazzy? Total cooking time is about 5 mins.